fuckyeah1990s:

Homemade full sized bagel pizzas, like bagel bites for adults i guess… 

fuckyeah1990s:

Homemade full sized bagel pizzas, like bagel bites for adults i guess… 

(Source: aiiaiiiyo)

alicesadventuresintherye:

Sometimes I’m Ernie. Sometimes I’m Bert.

(Source: loversdreamersandyou, via cheezboiga)

brutalnachos:

momentary-lapse-of-roger:

Is it bad that we all know exactly what song they’re talking about…?

It would be bad if we didn’t know what song they were talking about.

brutalnachos:

momentary-lapse-of-roger:

Is it bad that we all know exactly what song they’re talking about…?

It would be bad if we didn’t know what song they were talking about.

(Source: dark-side-of-the-globe, via discountedreams)

(Source: questionlife, via cheezboiga)

high school teacher: yeah i have a 4 year degree so you can call me Mr. Whatshisname and if you call me Frank that's disrespectful I'll give you detention for a week
college professor: hi i've got my Ph.D., i spent 10 years doing research, i have 7 patents and 26 published papers, and i was nationally recognized for my work. but you can call me Kim if you want.

asianbearx:

wait, they don’t love you like i love you

(Source: worldofhommes, via discountedreams)

pathogems:

friendly reminder that famous viner curtis lepore is a rapist.

What a fucking scum bag why is society intent on making the shit stains of humanity ‘famous’

(Source: radiocandy, via cheezboiga)

dracmakens:

me as a parent

(Source: tampire, via tarheeltrash)

mfpen:

mister-abstract:

superheroinx0:

When dancing wasn’t grinding all the time yet lol.

Golden

Homie in the green, though

mfpen:

mister-abstract:

superheroinx0:

When dancing wasn’t grinding all the time yet lol.

Golden

Homie in the green, though

(Source: sbrown82, via tarheeltrash)

fuckyeahrkelly:

donrickles:

What was she going to do with that spatula?

😂

(via arrogantsonofabitch)

me: are there any spirits listening
ouija: yes are you alone
me: yes
ouija: haha nice whats up :P
me: trying to contact my dead grandmother
ouija: cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol

Waiting is painful. Forgetting is painful. But not knowing which to do is the worst kind of suffering.

Paulo Coelho, By the River Piedra I Sat Down and Wept (via cactuslungs)

(Source: psych-facts, via discountedreams)

misguided-innocence:

body comparative

(via discountedreams)